Oh, Shamrock Shake, you make my body ache.
Sipping on your green goodness,
Is something I can hardly take.
Your minty flavor,
is so refreshing,
and hard to savor.
That sexy green dye,
is just enough,
to bring a tear to my eye.
Please stay past March,
oh cold treat of mine,
so my body won’t parch.
Shamrock Shake, you keep me alive,
with drops of blue 1,
and its partner,
yellow 5.
