Heels in the Club: Not for Me!

Us goyls love the way heels look, and for you shorter vagina warriors, they give you a boost, but is it really necessary to wear heels for more than a couple hours?  I ask this, because when I’m going to hang at a bar or club, I always spot females who wear heels four inches and higher.  That can’t be comfortable if you’re on your feet all night!  I marvel at this, and wonder what I’m doing wrong, because I can’t stand having achey feet(or achey anything), yet these select group of heel queens make it look so simple.

I wear heels from time to time, but it’s usually on a day or during a time where I won’t be standing long, for no more than ten minutes at a time.  Those Dr. Scholl’s inserts aren’t worth [censored] when you’ve been in an upright position for so long!  Even wedges above three inches can start killing your feet after some time.

I understand wanting to look good, and heels do add a certain level of sex appeal and glamor, but is it practical when you plan on dancing all night?  Am I missing something? I ALWAYS wear flat shoes when I know I’ll be dancing and drinking for hours.  Which, speaking of, heels also seem to increase the incident of tripping and/or slipping on something.  On the other hand, heels do double as a weapon, and a girl always needs some sort of protection from the general public.

Beauty is pain, indeed.

2 thoughts on “Heels in the Club: Not for Me!

  1. I’m the same :) I often see girls sitting at the bar half the night because their feet are too sore to dance. It looks good, but not practical at all and not very sexy when stumbling home.

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