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TheTomKat Divorce is Suspicious
In case you haven’t heard (how could you not if you have a secret obsession with celeb gossip blogs?), Tom and Katie are ova. Yup. The couple Scientology built is now in ruins.
After a swift divorce, it’s rumored that the divorce proceedings only lasted as long as a cat hiss, due to some alleged close relationships Tommy-boy was or is having, that Katie threatened to reveal. Supposedly, these relationships, if revealed, would ruin Tom’s public image. I have to wonder though, if he ever really cared about his public image to begin with. If he did, he wouldn’t be an open practitioner of Scientology. I have nothing against that religion, because I don’t know much about it, but when you’re living in a country where Christianity is the major religion, you have to be careful about who or what you claim to pray to.
I’ve never been into Tom Cruise, though I’ve had slight moments of wanting to tongue him down, so I’m not really sympathetic about him going through his THIRD divorce. He’s always came off like a douche to me, so I can’t really bat for the guy, though I know it’s gotta be tough going through another split in front of the whole world. Katie has always seemed like the good girl she’s portrayed in the media, so if she ever says Tom’s the devil reincarnated, then I’ll believe her.
I hope they both do what’s best for little Suri, or she’s going to need a lifetime of therapy and a lobotomy before she’s old enough to buy rum.
Erykah Badu Has No Shame
This song is awful; could’ve been better without the echo effect, and the video…is disturbing. I don’t care about the female nudity, but seeing random substances get slapped against someone’s ass, and that white stuff, just threw my little brain into a tizzy.
Erykah, I need you to do better than this, at least when it comes to doing music covers, because that song…THAT SONG was only one thing: horrible!
If you can’t view the video above, then go here. WARNING: NSFW due to female nudity!
Playtime is Over for Nicki Minaj
Last weekend, I watched this five part exposé on Nicki Minaj, which uncovers how the beef between her and Lil’ Kim is much deeper than what people think. I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty creeped out by the whole thing, since the comparisons were undeniable, and it really showed how fraudulent Nicki is.
The video goes in on Nicki’s come up, the artists she’s swagger-jacked, and mainly, her love-hate relationship with Lil’ Kim. She idolizes, or idolized Kim, but at the same time, was coming for her personally and professionally.
I’ve always been a Lil’ Kim fan, how can I not be? I grew up in the 90s, and listened to hip-hop; I still proudly rap along with her verse on “All About the Benjamins” whenever it’s on the radio. I own some of her albums. I own some singles by Nicki…as I said in a previous post, her music is hit or miss with me. Kim is hands down, a better rapper than Nicki.
Watch the “Playtime is Over” doc, then you be the judge of who’s real, and who’s just really playing.
Bey’s Fraudulent Baby Bump
Once again, folks are talking about Beyonce’s pregnancy, or alleged fetus carrying. Some people may think it’s total insanity to call Beyonce a liar when questioning if she was ever really with child, and others, like myself, are looking at the evidence of why this topic has been so hot and still relevant, even though baby Blue has already been on planet Earth for a few months now.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Beyonce used a surrogate. There’s no shame in it, and I wish she would just own up to it, but this “perfect” image she’s supposed to keep up won’t allow it. She could have taken a drug (maybe prednisone) to allow her to gain weight so that she could appear pregnant for the sake of keeping up appearances. I find it odd through her joy of “sharing” her pregnancy with the world, that she didn’t do one of those pregnancy mag covers.
The fact that she pulled a stunt queen move at the VMAs to tell the world about her gestation, is strange, considering how private she was up until that point. I understand about people being happy and everything about such news, but why couldn’t she have just announced it on Twitter or something, instead of upstaging the entire award show? She wasn’t even far along enough to be showing (supposedly), so that was weird.
You might think because of my commentary that I don’t like Beyonce, but that’s not true. She’s truly talented, and I like most of her fashion choices. I even bought her latest album, and it’s the only music of hers that I own, unless you count the “Telephone” song she did with Lady Gaga.
If it wasn’t for that belly folding incident in that interview on some Australian talk show, Jimmy Fallon indirectly confirming that she didn’t have a belly bump when she performed on his show, and Jay-Z confirming in a song that she had a miscarriage before, I’d be like a lot of others and agree that people are reaching for a reason to not like Beyonce, but said evidence won’t allow me to do so.
Of course there are belly prosthetics out there, and she clearly used one, but despite what her or her mother say, pregnant bellies don’t fold! I’ve been pregnant twice, and you can argue that every woman, like every pregnancy, is different, but no matter how different the pregnancy or woman, that belly could never be so [censored] flexible! I can’t understand for the life of me why anyone would use them unless it’s to play a part for a movie, play, or television.
Also, the fact that Beyonce’s family, including herself, are addressing this issue so hard, also makes me suspect that they’re trying to hide something. I don’t remember all this talk from them happening when Solange was pregnant, daddy Matthew had a love child, and when Destiny’s Child broke up.
Either way, I’m happy that Jay and Bey have Blue.
More Like “Starsh-t”
I just watched this video about ten minutes ago, and I’m not amused. What could’ve been an awesome music video, is just a hot azz mess!
I like the song, but the video is lackluster and all over the damn place. I wanted to stop watching less than halfway through, but I figured it would get better–it didn’t! Even though I had already seen the promo pics for this video, I was hoping it would be worth waiting for, that just seeing Nicki Minaj in a pink bikini on a beach was only going to take up about twelve seconds of the video. Oh, how I was wrong!
I was hoping that since the song is titled “Starships”, that there would be a play on aliens and partying, that the concept of the video would involve a bunch of aliens landing on Earth to go clubbing with Nicki Minaj. I guess creativity was low on the day to sketch on the drawing board for this video? Did everyone do six rounds of pineapple jello shots before putting this idea into motion?? I thought my idea, or something like it, would be obvious, but apparently, random guys with red tribal attire and milk chocolate plastic lady parts flailing about, was a much better idea.
Ms. Minaj has been hit or miss with me lately, and today, she has once again been missed for putting out a [censored] video for a decent dance song. Smh. C’mon Nicki, I know you can do BETTER than this!
Snow Tha Product es el Mierda
Forgive my Spanish, it needs work, but you gotta give me a hand clap or two for trying!
If you don’t pay attention to what’s happening in hip-hop, then I guess you haven’t noticed that part of 2011 and 2012 have become the year of the female rapper. With a lack of female spitters in the game, this trend, for lack of a better word (too lazy to use a thesaurus right now), is super visible. With the undeniable success of Nicki Minaj, the likes of Kreayshawn, V-Nasty, Iggy Azalea, Azealia Banks, and whoever else I forgot to mention, comes a lady rapper that I’ve takin’ a great fancy to–Snow Tha Product!
Another human recently put me on to her, after they saw her (I think, I wasn’t fully paying attention to this detail) at the SXSW event this year. As I was socializing with this other human, they showed me her music video for Drunk Love, and I had to hear more from her, since I felt Drunk Love couldn’t be the best song she’s made, and I was right.
Bing and Google have become my partners in crime, and with their help, I downloaded a sample of STP’s latest mixtape, Unorthodox. After hearing only the first three tracks, I bought the full version. No regrets! If you’re into hip-hop without the gimmicks with a touch of softness and a lot of fierce lyrics, along with rapid delivery, and a penchant for bilingual goodness, then Snow’s ya girl!
Be on the look out for Snow Tha Product aka Snow White! She’ll be giving those other chicks a run for their dinero if the industry lets her do her thang, trust me on this!
Madonna’s Intro to Polished Gay Porn
I love Madonna, always have, and more than likely I’ll be getting her new EP. Madge has gotten a lot of flack for not acting her age, being too sexy, and all that other ridiculousness. But, really, this is MADONNA, would you really expect her to just “granny it up”? Please! This golden gilf will always thrust her crotch to the beat of her music, and keep that body of hers tight. She looks bitchn’! Yes, she’s had work done, but at least she looks a helluva lot better than her other plastic celebrity peers; she hasn’t gone overboard and destroyed her face, unlike Carrot Top and Joan Rivers (I cringe at the thought of their faces).
This video is definitely an intro to gay porn with an artistic flair. I love it!
Lilo’s Nail Game Makes Me Weep
While people are shaking their fingers at Rihanna’s not so surprising habit, they need to be more focused on what’s happened to the champagne poster child of bad decisions, Lindsay Lohan’s, fingernail issue. The sad part is, she actually looked good, head to toe, except for those mangy ass claws. You have money! Why would you step out, to a public event no less, with your nails looking like that? This is beyond unacceptable, even for this chick. Lindsay, if you can’t behave, at least keep your nail game up! Bitch’s nails look like they’ve been beaten to death with heavy crack pipes.
My New Asian Boo: KT Tatara
If you’ve never heard of KT Tatara, then let me fill you in real quick: he’s one of the most attractive Asian guys I’ve ever seen, and he’s a comedian. I first laid eyes on this guy when I watched Live Nude Comedy on Netflix. Since I make it a habit to research people I find interesting, I Googled him, and was happy to see he has a website (but then again, who doesn’t these days?), and that he also has a podcast. I immediately subscribed, and though I basically skip anything referring to the discussions on football (I’m just not into that sport), I’m pleased with what I hear on the program. It’s definitely entertaining, and he makes me reevaluate some of my opinions and feelings on certain social customs, like the practice of giving engagement rings.
I became ecstatic when he tweeted me back TWICE! He’s definitely made me a fan for life. I find it very touching when celebs reach out to their fans; it really shows how much they appreciate all the love and support they receive.
Don’t short yourself by not checking KT, because he’s definitely worth giving some shine to.
