Bey’s Fraudulent Baby Bump

Once again, folks are talking about Beyonce’s pregnancy, or alleged fetus carrying.  Some people may think it’s total insanity to call Beyonce a liar when questioning if she was ever really with child, and others, like myself, are looking at the evidence of why this topic has been so hot and still relevant, even though baby Blue has already been on planet Earth for a few months now.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Beyonce used a surrogate. There’s no shame in it, and I wish she would just own up to it, but this “perfect” image she’s supposed to keep up won’t allow it. She could have taken a drug (maybe prednisone) to allow her to gain weight so that she could appear pregnant for the sake of keeping up appearances. I find it odd through her joy of “sharing” her pregnancy with the world, that she didn’t do one of those pregnancy mag covers.

The fact that she pulled a stunt queen move at the VMAs to tell the world about her gestation, is strange, considering how private she was up until that point.  I understand about people being happy and everything about such news, but why couldn’t she have just announced it on Twitter or something, instead of upstaging the entire award show?  She wasn’t even far along enough to be showing (supposedly), so that was weird.

You might think because of my commentary that I don’t like Beyonce, but that’s not true.  She’s truly talented, and I like most of her fashion choices.  I even bought her latest album, and it’s the only music of hers that I own, unless you count the “Telephone” song she did with Lady Gaga.

 If it wasn’t for that belly folding incident in that interview on some Australian talk show, Jimmy Fallon indirectly confirming that she didn’t have a belly bump when she performed on his show, and Jay-Z confirming in a song that she had a miscarriage before, I’d be like a lot of others and agree that people are reaching for a reason to not like Beyonce, but said evidence won’t allow me to do so.

Of course there are belly prosthetics out there, and she clearly used one, but despite what her or her mother say, pregnant bellies don’t fold!  I’ve been pregnant twice, and you can argue that every woman, like every pregnancy, is different, but no matter how different the pregnancy or woman, that belly could never be so [censored] flexible!  I can’t understand for the life of me why anyone would use them unless it’s to play a part for a movie, play, or television.

Also, the fact that Beyonce’s family, including herself, are addressing this issue so hard, also makes me suspect that they’re trying to hide something.  I don’t remember all this talk from them happening when Solange was pregnant, daddy Matthew had a love child, and when Destiny’s Child broke up.

Either way, I’m happy that Jay and Bey have Blue.