One of my two favorite colors is pink, and it just so happens I have owned more cats than any other type of animal in my life, so when I came across this story about the brilliant (kicking myself in the shins for not thinking of this first) Natasha Gregory of Swindon in Wiltshire, England for dying her naturally white feline friend Oi! Kitty pink using food coloring, my heart raced while beating to the Meow Mix jingle before I gasped and squealed omg sooo kayoot! I initially found it strange and even lmao at the cat’s name, but then after twenty-two and a half seconds of laughter, I realized how charming it was, and how uncreative I was for giving my cats human names like Nemo and Suki (pfft). I’m putting myself in time out for being so ridiculously ordinary!
As always, some people have to shit in the punch before anyone gets a sip: some folks have cried that this is a case of animal cruelty. I don’t consider it anything of the sort, I mean, sure Oi! Kitty is giving us her professional fml face here, but she looks healthy and well and that’s what matters. It’s not like Natasha blinded her or even went as far as to insert pink contact lenses in her eyes. People need to just calm the fuck down, seriously! We should be applauding Natasha for not trying to pimp the cat for her own personal gain or even trying to dye her two kid’s skin pink. I wonder what people would say about that? Doesn’t matter; you can’t please all the people all the time.
Three cheers for Oi! Kitty